| FEMA Director Michael Brown needs | |
| a stiff margarita, followed by a good "water boarding" |
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| a Mexican meal, try the Toxic Excrement Enchilada platter |
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| a hug from his wife. Wait. Who married this motherfucker? |
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| a stiff tasering, with a healthy dose of pepper spray |
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| a dog to walk, who else is going to love him? |
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| a team of first responders to help free his dick from his Margarita blender |
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| 56 Total Votes | |
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