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FEMA Director Michael Brown needs

a stiff margarita, followed by a good "water boarding"   2 votes - 3 %
a Mexican meal, try the Toxic Excrement Enchilada platter   10 votes - 17 %
a hug from his wife. Wait. Who married this motherfucker?   3 votes - 5 %
a stiff tasering, with a healthy dose of pepper spray   17 votes - 30 %
a dog to walk, who else is going to love him?   3 votes - 5 %
a team of first responders to help free his dick from his Margarita blender   21 votes - 37 %
 
56 Total Votes
Poll submitted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 at 09:50:12 PM PDT
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