FEMA Director Brown Reassigned to Margaritaville

         

If this AP report takes off here, I'll delete. But in the interim, here's what FEMA director Michael Brown, the dithering ditz who failed to launch a thousand ships, had to say about his reassignment to pushing pencils back in Washington D.C.

WASHINGTON - A beleaguered Michael Brown said Friday he doesn't know why he was removed from his onsite command of Hurricane Katrina relief efforts, but he does know the first thing he'll do when he returns to Washington.

"I'm going to go home and walk my dog and hug my wife, and maybe get a good Mexican meal and a stiff margarita and a full night's sleep," Brown told The Associated Press. "And then I'm going to go right back to FEMA and continue to do all I can to help these victims."

Uh, Mike, I'm not sure the citizens of this nation can survive any more of your "help."

Yeah, you enjoy hugging the wife. That's quality time right there.

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Walking the dog is all well and good but don't forget the pooper scooper, what with the condition you left the Superdome in, schmuck.

An animal rescue worker slips a leash on a dog found wandering in New Orleans, Louisiana, Wednesday.

And don't forget to tip the valet at the Mexican joint. You'd be well advised to inspect your food very closely while you're dining, given the presumably poor survival rate of the Mexican immigrants located in New Orleans at the time Katrina hit.

As for that stiff margarita, I think I now understand why Bush thought Brownie was doing a heckuva job. He was obviously working the blender that day of his visit.